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The real story

Built by people who
actually run events

We've run comedy nights, raves, conferences, and festivals. We've dealt with crashes, hidden fees, and 30-day payment holds. KwikTix exists because we couldn't find what we needed.

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Dash here!

"Welcome to our story. It involves lost money, cold coffee, and a penguin who waddles faster than most platforms process payments."

Origin Story

The disasters that
created KwikTix

Every great company starts with pain. Here's ours.

1
2022

The festival fiasco

Comedy tent at a festival. Platform crashes. Host refuses entry fearing overcapacity. Chaos.

2
2023

The corporate hostage

ยฃ10k held by ticketing platform. Corporate client screaming. Bills mounting. Nightmare.

3
2024

"Premium" platform robbery

Using the "best" in the business. Fees eating 40% of revenue. Enough is enough.

4
2025

KwikTix launches

Built what we needed. First event live in 2 minutes. Dash waddles in to help.

Today: The calm after the chaos

3,000+ tickets scanned. Zero crashes. Instant payouts. Turns out, ticketing doesn't have to be terrible.

How we work

Our non-negotiable
principles

Speed is Everything

2-minute setup. Instant payouts. Zero waiting. We're allergic to slow.

No Hidden Anything

3.5% + ยฃ0.75. That's it. No asterisks, no small print, no surprises.

Built by Organisers

We've been in your shoes. Every feature solves a real problem we've faced.

Humans, Not Bots

Real people answer support. No scripts. Just folks who actually care.

The team

We're a remote team who've
lived your nightmares

Between us, we've run comedy nights, music festivals, conferences, raves, and everything in between. We've been the stressed organiser, the confused attendee, and the angry person at the door. Now we fix it all.

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The 3am Panic

Platform crashed during on-sale. 500 fans waiting. Manual spreadsheets.

What we built: Built rock-solid infrastructure
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The Hidden Fee Surprise

"Processing fee", "payout fee", "breathing fee". Lost 40% to nonsense.

What we built: One simple, transparent rate
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The Ghost Support

Urgent help needed. Got a bot. Then silence. Event in 2 hours.

What we built: Real humans, real fast
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The Payment Prison

30 days for our money. Venue wanted theirs yesterday.

What we built: Instant payouts, always

We're not just another tech team

๐ŸŽช Event Veterans

Comedy clubs, warehouse parties, festivals, conferences. If tickets were sold, we've probably run it.

๐ŸŒ Remote & Real

Working from couches, cafes, and co-working spaces worldwide. United by mission, not location.

๐Ÿ’ช Problem Solvers

Every feature exists because we faced that exact problem. No hypotheticals, just solutions.

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Dash here!

"The team's spread across timezones but we're always here. Someone's always awake, caffeinated, and ready to help. Usually me!"

The numbers that
keep us going

3,000+
Tickets Scanned
Zero failures
ยฃ100K+
Processed
Paid instantly
99.9%
Uptime
Rock solid
<10min
Support Time
Real humans

Our mission is simple

Make ticketing so good that event organisers can focus on what matters: creating amazing experiences. Not wrestling with software.

No more crashes

99.9% uptime. Your biggest night won't be ruined by tech.

No more waiting

Instant everything. Setup, payouts, support.

No more surprises

Clear pricing. Real humans. Honest communication.

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Ready to join the
ticketing revolution?

We've been where you are. We built what we needed. Now it's yours. First event live in 2 minutes.

No credit card needed โ€ข No fees for free events โ€ข Cancel anytime

Dash says: "Join us! The water's lovely. Well, actually it's freezing where I am, but you get the idea."